(Parody of Purple Haze by Jimmy Hendrix)


Holidays mess up my brain
Telephone poles look like candy canes
I'm in a hurry and I'm tellin' you why
S'cuze me I got gifts to buy

Little reindeer flyin' round
Santa brings some groovy stuff to town
Tinsel melting on my Christmas tree
What ever was in that eggnog put a spell on me

Holidays with their twinkling lights
If it snows I'll be up all night
My fuses blowin' and it's blowin' my mind
Christmas is tomorrow I still got gifts to buy