Honda Accord(Parody of Mercedes Benz by Janis Joplin)


I'd like to do a song of great social and political import. It goes like this:

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord?
Mercedes insurance I can not afford
If I drove a Porsche, I'd still be ignored
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me some silicone implants?
The breasts that you gave me don't shake when I dance
Them doctors make mountains of hills made for ants
Oh Lord, won't you buy me some silicone implants?

Oh Lord, won't you find me a good-lookin' man?
My boyfriend is lazy, and big as a whale
Spends all of my money when he's not in jail
Oh Lord, won't you find me a good-lookin' male?

Everybody!

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord?
Mercedes insurance I can not afford
My car's held together with a big bungie cord
So, Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord?

That's it.