I wasn't thinking, my head was in the book
His hands were on her everywhere
I saw his face, I dropped my coffee
He's cheating on me with a hoochie woman

(Ooh, ooh, ooh) You can keep your hoochie
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) You can keep the house
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) And the bank accounts
'Cause, boy, I bring home the bacon

I went to work and the office girls
Were all burning their poetry
It wasn't good but in the neighborhood
Now they're all just a hoochie woman

(Ooh, ooh, ooh) You can keep your hoochie
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) You can keep the house
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) And the bank accounts
'Cause, boys, I bring home the bacon
I said, boy, I bring home the bacon now

He called me up and said, "She has needs."
I said, "You'll find them on Barney's fourth floor"
He said, "I need a loan," I said, "That's not a problem.
You better keep this from your hoochie woman."

(Ooh, ooh, ooh) You can keep your hoochie
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) You can keep the house
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) And the bank accounts
'Cause boy, I bring home the bacon
I said, girls, I bring home the bacon now

(Hoochie woman)
(Hoochie woman)