[music by The Jelly Jam, lyrics by Ty Tabor]

Here comes a friend of mine.
He wants to be me.
And then another one
Just wants to see me

And everybody else
Say that they know me.
Sometimes the bottom line
Tries to control me.

I can't help you.
I can't save you.
I can't be your one and only friend.

Someone who wants to hang
Tries to inflate me.
When I don't go along
She wants to hate me.
And when I give a smile
They wnt to take me.
So I just try to give
Some of the fake me.

And when it's said and done
I want to leave it.
But I can't seem to get
Me to believe it.
I want to help you out
But I ain't got it.
You should have checked the price
Before you bought it.

I can't help you.
I can't save you.
I can't be your one and only friend.