(Parody of Bitch by The Rolling Stones)


I'm feelin' tied down
Like I been branded
Ain't got no ropes on me
I'm feelin' henpecked
Can't hardly stand it
My pecker used to be free

Yeah when she calls my name
I come a runnin' like a well-trained dog
Yeah when I move my hips
Gerri's hanging on me like a ball and chain
Alright

I tell you I've had some chicks
And Johnny I've had my kicks
But oh my God
I got hitched
I can't shake my stick
And now I can't flick my Bic anymore
Cuz I got hitched
I mean I got married
I must've been crazy

Keith, you got to be kiddin' me
I got hitched