Yeah I sing for weddings
I play Bar Mitzvahs too
Yeah I dance for everyone
But I only talk to you

The iceman the iceman
He comes from long ago
Someone tell the iceman
He's got to let me go

Anyway everybody gonna stick to their lies
Anyway everybody act so surprised
In the end everybody gonna stick to their lies
Everybody everybody gonna stick to their lies

Yeah I saw you come in
I picked you out real slow
It must have been a ransom
That I paid to let you know
The iceman the iceman
Sews up my pockets closed
I tried to ice the iceman
But the man don't want to go

Anyway everybody gonna stick to their lies
Everybody eveyrybody act so surprised
Anyway everybody gonna stick to their lies
Stuck in the future with the moment passing them by

I said it was wonderful
To hear you on the phone
You say it's no substitute
For the 2 of us alone
I always see the plentitude
Where I guess you feel that lack
The iceman says 'get out of here man
That girl is crazy wack!

Yeah I sing to no-one
Yeah I sing no blues
Yeah I sing no rock'n'roll
I only wanna talk to you
But the iceman, the iceman
He got my telephone
Someone tell the iceman
He's got to let me go