I coulda died when I found out
We couldn't live together peacefully
That's when it started and we nearly parted
Well, I was hoping not to see the day
We started getting in each other's way
Maybe it's better we don't live together
Things got strange
My space to chill become half the size
You became someone
I didn't even recognize
What's the matter now
What are you talking about

If it ain't one thing, it's another
If it ain't one thing, it's the other
Why you gotta put me down
What are you complaining about
If it ain't one thing, it's the other
If it ain't one thing, it's another

I got a yacht for a dinner cruise
The way you treated everyone was rude
I don't believe ya, you're such a diva
I told the waitress we wanted wine
You got upset because the girl was fine
You're complicated, but somehow we make it
I get tired
From all I have to do to keep you satisfied
Get no sleep
You call me in the middle of the night and weep
What's the matter now
What are you crying about

If it ain't one thing, it's another
If it ain't one thing, it's the other
Why you gotta fuss and shout
What are you screaming about
If it ain't one thing, it's the other
If it ain't one thing, it's another

I guess I can't see the world through your eyes
Pretty little brown eyes
Guess I don't understand
What goes on, goes on, goes on in your mind
What's the matter now
What are you talking about

If it ain't one thing, it's another
If it ain't one thing, it's the other
Why you gotta put me down
What are you fussing about
If it ain't one thing, it's the other
If it ain't one thing, it's another

What's the matter now
What are you talking about
If it ain't one thing, it's another
If it ain't one thing, it's the other
Why you gotta scream and shout
What are you complaining about
If it ain't one thing, it's the other
If it ain't one thing, it's another