awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesome
i don’t necessarily have to be here for this
im gonna keep the headphones though
mother ****** I’m awesome!!!
no you’re not dude don’t lie
I’m awesome!!!
i’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
I’m awesome!!!
a quarter of my life gone by and
i met all my friends online
mother fucker I’m awesome!!!
i will run away from a brawl
I’m awesome!!!
there’s no voice mail nobody called
I’m awesome!!!
i can’t afford to buy eight ball
and i talk to myself
on my facebook wall

you know my pants sag low (low)
even though (though) that went out of style
like ten years ago (go)
spose, i got the swagger of a cripple
i got little biceps,
getting fatter in the middle

and lyrically i’m not the best
physically the opposite of randy
moss and yet so preposterous
feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious
guest up at the sausage fest
oh yes!
the girls are repulsed so i hide
in my hood like i’m joining a cult
uh uhh
i’m as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
all my writtens are bitten and
all my verses are purchased
me? i’ii never date an actress
got to many back zits
plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
every show i do is poorly
promoted and if you like this
it’s cuz my little sister wrote it

I’m awesome!!!
no you’re not dude don’t lie
I’m awesome!!!
i’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
I’m awesome!!!
a quarter of my life gone by and
i met all my friends online
mother fucker I’m awesome!!!
i will run away from a brawl
I’m awesome!!!
there’s no voice mail nobody called
I’m awesome!!!
i can’t afford to buy eight ball
and i talk to myself
on my facebook wall

swagger of a cripple

check it out

i’m from Maine and i don’t hunt nope
and i can’t ski
smoke weed but i can’t roll blunts
maight be with my wifey
my necks not icy
eatin’ at Mcdonalds because subway is pricey

uh and my unibrow is plucked
just ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks
shes like “for what?
blunt wraps and some heinekens?
you skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins”
i’m like mom please don’t blame it on me
i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and aunt steve
my attitudes sour but my futon’s sweet
and the hair on my ass it is jumanji

suit untailored, ringtone taylor swift
can’t tweet up on my twitter
cuz i haven’t done shit
blank account red, body ungroomed
the good thing about me is i’m off stage soon

I’m awesome!!!
no you’re not dude don’t lie
I’m awesome!!!
i’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
I’m awesome!!!
a quarter of my life gone by and
i met all my friends online
mother fucker I’m awesome!!!
i will run away from a brawl
I’m awesome!!!
there’s no voice mail nobody called
I’m awesome!!!
i can’t afford to buy eight ball
and i talk to myself
on my facebook wall

further more i’m cornier than ethynol
cheesier than provolone
i spent years eight to ten living in a motor home
with a ego the size of Tim Duncan
even though i got shit for brains like a blumpkin
i’m twenty four serving lobster rolls
because i spent a decade filling
optimus and i’m not even the bomb in maine
on my game and only about as sexy as John Mccain.
Now put your hands up if you have nightmares.
If you wouldn’t man up.
If there was a fight here.
If you got dandruff.
If you drink light beer.

Im outta Breath !!!!

But, I’m awesome!!!
no you’re not dude don’t lie
I’m awesome!!!
i’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
I’m awesome!!!
a quarter of my life gone by and
i met all my friends online
mother fucker I’m awesome!!!
i will run away from a brawl
I’m awesome!!!
there’s no voice mail nobody called
I’m awesome!!!
i can’t afford to buy eight ball
and i talk to myself
on my facebook wall.

I’m awesome !!!!!!!