(Parody of I'm Just a Singer (In a Rock & Roll Band) by The Moody Blues)


I used to play and sing all over the world
I sold millions of albums and I partied for free
When I was touring I had so many girls
They threw panties on stage and flashed their hooters at me
And though some things have surely changed since '72
And though there's not as many fans at my show
It don't bother me
I'm just a singer in a Holiday Inn.

Okay, now here's a little number we used to do when we were out on the road with the big band. Maybe you remember this one.

I used to wander 'round the face of this earth
Meeting so many people who would try to be friends.

Hey! But now I'm here every Tuesday through Sunday night, two shows nightly, meeting all you nice people. Yeah.

And now he's found the key
And if you want the winds of change
To blow about you

Then hey, you better tip your waitresses.
Know what I'm saying to ya? I think you do.

Don't tell me
He's just a singer in a Holiday Inn
Yeah!

How 'bout a big hand for Charlie on guitar? He's working overtime for ya. And my lovely wife, Candy, on background vocals. She's a sweetheart.

All right, we want to thank you. We're here again every Tuesday through Sunday two shows nightly. We are the Moody Two.