Ian's introduction to 'In The Times Of India' on stage:
"This is in fond memory of St. Valentine's Day in Bombay, India, last year, when I noticed in 'The Times Of India', the main newspaper, they publish beautiful letters and brief messages, from husband to wife, wife to husband, girlfriend to boyfriend, it's moments of great passion, in simple language; it's really very, very... stupid. But, nonetheless, endearing. So, God bless India, and all who sail in her, and this is in fond memory of St. Valentine's Day, and 'The Times Of India'." (Hochschule der Künste, Berlin, 22 May, 1995).