You drink water, I drink gasoline
One of us is happy, one of us is mean
I love you, honey, why don't you love me?
I love you, honey, why don't you love me?

Just one drink gets me closer
Just one drink, it rolls you over
Then I start to think you're growing colder
The older and older I am

I watch TV, you watch the ceiling
And when you turn over I get a funny feeling
I should grab my rock and rye and pop the top until my baby comes clean
Yeah, I should grab my rock and rye and pop the top until my baby comes clean

Just one sin and then you show me
You bust your lip on wine spodie odie
So come and take a trip if you want to know me
Put a fork in the road with me

Just one drink, it gets me closer
Just one drink, it rolls you over
Then I start to think you're growing colder
The older and older I am

You drink water and I drink gasoline
One of us is happy, the other one is mean
I love you, honey, why don't you love me?
I love you, honey, why don't you love me?
I love you, honey, why don't you love me?