Gee but its great to be back home
Home is where I want to be
I've been on the road so long my friend
that if you come along I know you wouldn't disagree
that its the same old story
everywhere I go I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the bible
and I'm so tired,
I'm oh ho ho ho ho so tired,
I'm just tryin' to keep the customers satisfied,satisfied.

Deputy sheriff said to me
tell me what you came here for boy
You better get your bags and flee
You're in trouble boy
And now you're heading into more
and its the same old story
everywhere I go
I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the bible
and I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
I'm just tryin' to keep the customers satisfied, satisfied.