One, two, one, two, three, four

Being the king of asskissing
Makes him a royal drag
And the king of asskissing, he's after me again
Bringing me his royal nag
He takes every opportunity to get to me

And here he comes again
Don't think I'll ever be at rest
I suppose happiness will come to some but I'll never be a lucky one
Still I got to keep on hoping for the best
But once again he comes again that's how the story goes
And it's been long enough for me to know where he's about to put his nose
Sometime - someday that bastard's going to pay!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, go

The king of of asskissing
Says I'm the one and only
And the king of asskissing with his constant presence
He keeps me from being lonely
He's a royal branch of lunacy that gets to me

And here we go again, it looks as if he's here to stay
I've tried to beat, to pull and whack
But a monkey sliding down my back
Won't easily go away
So once again he comes again about to reach his goal
The one and only monarch with his kingdom in a hole

Sometime - soon the king of asskissing is going to pay