(Parody of Billie Jean by Michael Jackson)

Heard about it on my TV
Was Krispy Kreme
I stand in line
But what do I need
More calories
Make my ass and my gut
Big and round
I didn't want
To make my ass and my gut big and round

For forty days and forty nights
I was in that line
I understand
That they are in demand
Across the land
Krispy Kremes
Made my ass big and round

People always told me
Be careful what you chew
Don't go around eating all that junk
But I don't know what to do
Cuz I love that sticky goo
My mother fed me some
And now I'm a super chunk
hey
Krispy Kreme
Is like my lover
She's just so good
She's just so tasty and fun
I need to get me some
I can't stop till they're done
I need to get me some

Krispy Kreme
Is like my lover
Krispy Kreme
Is like my lover
Krispy Kreme
Is like my lover
Oh Krispy Kreme
You're like my wet dream
Krispy Kreme
Is like my lover
Krispy Kreme
Is like my lover
Your cherry fillin'