[Intro]
One, two, three, four

[Pre-Chorus]
You've gotta know how to pony
Like a mony de roady
Do the mashed potato
Do the alligator
Oh, put your hand on your hips
Let your backbone slip
Do the wah tootsie
Like a bottle of loose air

[Chorus]
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na
(You've left the safety of the band, now you have [?])
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na
(It's 3 p.m., this is only the beginning)
Killer

[Interlude]
(So, the first matches have been thrown at Gary Barlow at number one, while Robbie's first album "Life thru a Lens" debuted number eleven)
(Robbie's fates now rests on a national charm offensive tour)
Lock off your daughters, lock off your sons
It's Robbie Williams
You know what I need you to do?
One, two, three, four

[Chorus]
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na
(A new album rocketing off the charts, ladies and gentlemen, Robbie Williams)
Alright
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
(Please welcome Robbie Williams, ladies and gentlemen)
Na-na-na
(He's an international [?] star)
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
(His music is amazing)
Na-na-na
I wanna see, goddammit

[Pre-Chorus]
You've gotta know how to pony
Like a mony de roady
Do the mashed potato
Do the alligator
Oh, put your hand on your hips
Let your backbone slip
Do the wah tootsie
Like a bottle of loose air

[Chorus]
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na

[Verse]
Dance with me, honey
Like a long [tossil?]
Twist the wit, loser
Do the wah tootsie
You gotta hold your breath
Yeah, like it like this
Do the jerk
Watch me work now

[Chorus]
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, louder
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na