Why was I the last to know that you
Weren't coming to my show
You could've called me up to say "Good luck"
You could've called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?

First date, we ate sushi and
It went well, I was funny and
You said I was a cutie
That's the last thing I heard from you
I left tickets at the door for you
I had to tell my mom that there was no more room
You didn't show, that was so uncool
You could have called me back

So I guess this means
That we're not friends anymore
I heard it's me your asking for
I thought I'd see you at the show
You said you'd go

Why was I the last to know that you
Weren't coming to my show
You could've called me up to say "Good luck"
You could've called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?

After the date I wouldn't go home with you
I wouldn't put my heels in the air for you
You tried to get me to do things I just won't do
Last I heard from you
Here's how I guess the story goes
You would've came if I was a hoe
Fuck for parts, that's just not how I roll
Move it on down the road

So I guess that we
Shouldn't be friends anymore
Sick of hearing that it's me your asking for
Cause I thought I'd see you at the show
You said you'd go

Why was I the last to know that you (Why was I)
Weren't coming to my show (You weren't coming, no)
You could've called me up to say "Good luck"
You could've called me back you stupid fuck (Yeah)
Why (Why was I)was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?

You thought you knew me
I guess you didn't
You thought you had me
I think you didn't
You thought you knew me (but you didn't)
I guess you didn't

Why was I the last to know (Why) that you
Weren't coming to my show
You could've called me up to say "Good luck" (You could've called me up)
You could've called me back you stupid fuck (You could've called me back)
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?

Yeah, the last to know
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?
You could've called me up
The last to know!?