Just tell me his name
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine

Do you remember the way it was when I was home
Before I left you all alone?

And I wanna be eighty on the porch
Drinking lemonade with you, and that
Is all that I can think about
When you tell me that you cheated
Eighty on the porch
Drinking lemonade with you, and that
Is all that I can think about
When you tell me that you cheated on me

I knew that you would
I knew 'cause you told me it runs in the family
And I did the same
So I guess that I deserve half of the blame

Do you remember the way it was for us
Before all of the blow jobs on the bus?

And I wanna be eighty on the porch
Drinking lemonade with you, and that
Is all that I can think about
When you tell me that you cheated
Eighty on the porch
Drinking lemonade with you, and that
Is all that I can think about
When you tell me that you cheated
Tell me that you cheated

Why should I care about the long run?
Why should it matter to me?
I always knew I'd end up with no one
And, now, I know the end is here
'Cause you've replaced me

Just tell me his name
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine
Just tell me his name
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
Just tell me his name...

And I wanna be eighty on the porch
Drinking lemonade with you, and that
Is all that I can think about
When you tell me that you cheated
Eighty on the porch
Drinking lemonade with you, and that
Is all that I can think about
When you tell me that you cheated
Tell me that you cheated
Tell me that you cheated on me