When I hear her say she's great I know she's being fake
'Cause everything sucks
The cable bill's too high, ain't even got WiFi
And she don't wanna fuck (Humpf, whatever)
The vodka is empty, I'm fresh out of whiskey
Hell, ain't even got smoke
I ran the car out of gas, I ain't got no cash
My life is a joke

They say it's all or nothing
Ain't it something how we're
Always falling in between (Hey!)
And when you find yourself on the
Other side thinking
"The grass is pretty fucking green" (Hey!)
Haters gonna hate
Judge me like it's Judgement Day
'Cause no one's walked a mile in these shoes (Hey!)
Put your middle fingers up in the air
If you got nothing
This is how we losers salute

(Hey hey, hey hey, whoa)
(Hey hey, hey hey)

Black and white TV, holes in the ceiling
Man, this place is a dump (Shit)
I wish I could get high but my bag of weed's dry (Damn)
I'm in a hell of a slump (Hm)
My job sucks so I quit, or I got fired, shit
I can't remember a thing (The fuck?)
Gotta get me some welfare, nobody seems to care
It's starting to sting (Motherfucker)

They say it's all or nothing
Ain't it something how we're
Always falling in between (Hey!)
And when you find yourself on the
Other side thinking
"The grass is pretty fucking green" (Hey!)
Haters gonna hate
Judge me like it's Judgement Day
'Cause no one's walked a mile in these shoes (Hey!)
Put your middle fingers up in the air
If you got nothing
This is how we losers salute

(Hey hey, hey hey, whoa)
(Hey hey, hey hey)

They say it's all or nothing
Ain't it something how we're
Always falling in between (Hey!)
They say that when you find yourself on the
Other side thinking
"The grass is pretty fucking green" (Hey!)
Haters gonna hate
Judge me like it's Judgement Day
'Cause no one's walked a mile in these shoes (Hey!)
Put your middle fingers up in the air
If you got nothing
This is how we losers salute

Oh, this is how we losers salute

(Hey hey, hey hey, whoa)
(Hey hey, hey hey)

This is for my losers
Hey, if you're a loser
This is how we losers salute