(Ron & Russell Mael)
Take it from the top
I hate to see "The End"
It doesn't matter 'bout the plot
Wish it weren't pretend
Once we've done the scene
And it ain't quite right
We should use the method, girl
And practice through the night

Now we do the look
Now we do the touch
Now we do the long embrace
And soon the real good stuff

Love scenes, I know that the two of us could play
Love scenes, I know that you'd like it and you'll say
With you and me it's love scenes

I think I know the part
My motivation's fine
You be the director and
Let's turn this into art

Once again the look
Once again the touch
Once again the long embrace
And now the real good stuff

Love scenes, I know that the two of us could play
Love scenes, I know that you'd like it and you'll say
With you and me it's love scenes

Love scenes, I just wanna play them all the time
Love scenes, why don't you join me anytime
Love scenes, I know that the two of us could play
Love scenes, I know that you'd like it and you'll say
With you and me it's love scenes