Well down the road lives girl named Lucy
she had a husband but they had to split
she's in the biz of selling pussies
fresh Lithuanian with perfect clits

her sister model is an escort
top of the phone list of Birmingham
we've never had a lot to export
but we have found with what we could begin

cos no-one can keep them dry on a Saturday night
nothing can keep them dry tonight

she's selling loads to a German village
they're sweek fifteens but there ain't no kids
they've all got booties and a cleavage between
their cherries and their perfect tits

her sister model is an escort
top of the phone list of Amsterdam
we've never had a lot to export
but we have found with what we could begin

cos no-one can keep them dry on a Saturday night
no-one can keep them dry tonight