son* Dad, i wanna be a rapper can i make a song with you?
Dad* Not right now man, Dad kinda busy.
son* Well E-40 let his son rap and Master P let lil' Romeo rap. How come you dont let me rap?
Dad* Ok I'll let you rap mann...uhh you know we just you know we need some beats so you need to write some lyrics you know what i'm saying you cant just rap homie you know you gotta...
son* I got some beats!
Dad* Where you get some beats from?
son* I made them up in your studio. Yea.
Dad* You made them up in my st... what you doin' in my studio?
son* Workin' on my new album
Dad* Workin' on your new album? Who let you in my studio?
son* momma
Dad* Mann i'm gonna kick
son* I mixed it down and burnt it into a CD... here you go. By the way mann that is a cheap CD burner!
Dad* WHAT!? mann you better not be talking about my CD burner, hey mann i am gonna play this $h!t and it better be tight too and if it's not i'm gonna take off my belt and whop your lil' @$$ you know what i'm sayin'? You and your mom i'll get both of ya'll, now where the play button at mann??
Dad* okay alright... you played all this by yourself?
son* yea
Dad* wow
son* hey dad why dont you and me have a free style session just right here you and me right now?
Dad* Haha uhh yea. Hey get me the head phones give me the boot cut. With the 1-2-3 3-2-1 in the sound booth free stylin' with my son
son* alright
Dad* trippin on the beat he just made.
son* what?
Dad* Might as well get payed in the 6th grade.
son* uh huh
Dad* My phone is ringin'.
son* yep
Dad* While I'm singing...
son* I wonder who that is!
Dad* Haha alright come on... What up, hello? Recordin' a song with my son. It's almost done
son* yep
Dad* I'm free stylin' on the mic
son* you like it?
Dad* i got on some dirty nikes' cause I've been walking through the yard, watchin' them do the track around the house I'm talkin' to my spouse! Yo what are ya sayin'?
son* check. Me and my dad we rap so tight. Every word we say, it's sounds so right.
Dad* yea
son* We just like to do this and that cause all of the sudden our pockets get fat. Cause when i was a little bitty kid hey dude guess what i did? I did good in school. I did good in readin'. And all of the sudden i wasnt cheating on my test and i did my best because good god i just passed the test! Uh!
Dad* Yea uh. I used to always cheat.
son* what?
Dad* Catch me lookin' on the next mann's sheet.
son* O man!
Dad* But i'm gonna tell you in the song... We got our tests back and we both was wrong!
son* HA!
Dad* I gotta F he gotta F.
son* ah man!
Dad* I can do bad by my damn self!
son* for real!?
Dad* Dont ever copy off your buddy take the thing home and study! YEA!
son* Man let me tell ya!
Dad* Come on mann! Come out! HaHa! Come on get up to the mic. GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
son* Dad, let me tell ya one thing
Dad* Thing!
son* You cant go around living like this mann, watcha doin' let me tell ya your just goin' ta get pissed cause you are just gonna go ahead and rob the dude just because he just got more food!
Dad* HAHAHA!
son* Man what you doin' you cant live like you suin'
Dad* Yea!
son* Man! I dont like this! You always get pissed because half the time you get mad all you do is walk around bein' sad because when you walk over there and trim up all of the sudden you have a plastic cup and he share with you and you share with he mann thats the opposite knee!
Dad* Haha... Son we got some work to do yea! I wanna chill in Micootiville. Hit the corner on 3 wheels. I wanna chill in Micootiville uh hit the corner on 3 wheels. Here we go ya'll, here we go ya'll. With the free style flow ya'll.
son* Flow ya'll
Dad* It's goin' down lane it's comin' up lane. Ken dawging that fro know what's up lane?
son* That's us
Dad* Keep it goin' man keep it goin' mann
son* Yea
Dad* I'm free stylin', I'm just smilin'
son* Yea
Dad* Yea I'm hungry and my stomach is growlin'
son* me too
Dad* I ain't ate no breakfast YET! I'm an old school hip hopet! Hey hey ladies afroman is from the 80s! Yo mann you know what I'm sayin' HAHA