(Parody of Seattle by Perry Como for the popular version)
(Parody of Seattle by Bobby Sherman for the purist in you)

The bluest skies you ever seen in Seattle
And the hills the greenest green in Seattle
Like a beautiful child
Growin' up free and wild

The most caffeine you've ever seen in Seattle
And they grind the meanest beans in Seattle
It's a beautiful trip
From the very first sip
We're the java pioneers
Served by chicks with no brassieres
Till the foam comes out our ears
In Seattle
In Seattle

When it's time to go to work you'll be draggin'
And you need a little buzz to get you through
You'll be shakin' till you find
A hot barista sweet and kind
That triple mocha's waitin' there for you

The most caffeine you've ever seen in Seattle
And our teeth are turnin' brown in Seattle
Have a grande-size cup
It'll jack you right up
Serve it iced or serve it hot
Single short or triple shot
Six bucks a cup is not a lot
In Seattle
In Seattle