When did I become
Mrs. Robinson?
I was just a girl
Now I’m a woman
Just kidding
Life has just begun

Used to be the youngest in the room
Don’t know when it happened
But it happened way too soon

Now they call me Mrs
While I’m contemplating kisses
And a Mrs. gotta have a little class

When did I become
Mrs. Robinson?
Used to like ‘em old
Now I like ‘em young
Just kidding
I like everyone

But to flirt with some would now be indecent
So a woman’s gotta keep it
Where a woman’s gotta keep it
I remember what it’s like to be 18
All those over 30
All looked the same to me

But people don’t ever really change
We all want to remain
Players in the game
But you gotta keep your schnapps
More tightly under wraps
And set a fine example
For the young ladies and chaps

When did I become
Mrs. Robinson?
I was undercooked
Now I’m overdone
Just kidding
I’m still having fun

So come on over son
Cause life has just begun
For me
Mrs. Robinson

Yeah