Music
Gets you girls
It's true
I can assure
I may not look like much on the street
But once they hear me sing
Mission complete
La la, la la la la la la
La la, la la la la
If you're of average look
You've got to find another hook
For every twenty hours you invest
I guarantee an hour with the best
So get to work (So get to work)
My ugly friend (My ugly friend)
Find a guitar (Find a guitar)
And start a band (And start a band)
We only love (We only love)
Whatever works (Whatever works)
The truth, it hurts
Music gets you girls
The ones
Who are beautiful
And tall
They don't need to do
Anything at all
And who can blame them
It's not their fault
But the rest of us
Gotta hustle with charm
La la, la la la la la la (Music gets you girls)
La la, la la la la (Music gets you girls)
I used to work
At an office job
And let me tell you
The nights were long
Now I sing
And play guitar
And the world has opened
Legs and all
So get to work (So get to work)
My ugly friend (My ugly friend)
Find a guitar (Find a guitar)
And start a band (And start a band)
We only love (We only love)
Whatever works (Whatever works)
The truth, it hurts
Music gets you girls (Music gets you girls)
The truth, it hurts
Music gets you girls
La la, la la la la la la (Music gets you girls)
La la, la la la la (Music gets you girls)
Diagnozes bus! Su usais? Apkiautes savo kiaute? Uzpakaliu i gyvenima ziuri ir jis i prieki veda? Vezys? Valdai? Plesrus? Metalistas su ilgai plaukai? Liutas! Dviveidis? Dvejinasi? Dubliuoji, dviguba dubli? Dvynys! Kaip gydyt? Elektrosoku
DI: pagal horoskopa kurie mano ateities metai bus patys laimingiausi? Astrologiškai Vėžiams itin palankūs periodai pasikartoja kas 12 metų. Tad 60ieji, 72ieji ir 84ieji metai. O veziam prognozuojamos onkologines ligos? Ats.: skrandis+krutys+limfa(vezys)
Horoskope perskaiciau kad gyvenu senatveje labai laiminga gyvenima. Dar 2 zenklai: jauciai. oziaragiai. Mano metai tampa vis laimingesni.igaunu daugiau ramybes, harmonojos ir vid.pasitenkinimo.tik kur pinigai? Kur sveikata?Kur naudingos pazintys darbams?
ojau? As noriu ne tik girdeti jus labiau tai gal... ne didinimo, o ausu gilinimo. Kam tau gilinti ausis? Kad suprasciau ir isigilinciau ka jus cia tyliai nuo manes snekat!
Anikdotas su potexte. Vat einam su seima ir aptarinejam operacijas. Tyliai snekames, kad Jai reikia neva krutines mazinimo, man - skrandzio didinimo operacijos. Vaikas isgirsta ir sako. Man reikia ausu operacijos. Tai didinimo ar mazinimo, klausiam, Mikal