God Bless Heston Blumental
The fat duck in Bray you gave him hell
You said this ain't no restaurant
It's just a front for the neocons
I tried my luck in gay Paris
We ate Escargots and drank to Liberty
By the plat da jour you exit stage left
I picked up the bill
Couldn't Pick up the mess
In some sushi bar in Tokyo
Some desperate Yakuza
Tried to flatter you
You said this ain't no blue fish tuna
It's Lancashire fookin tripe
I worked so hard to smooth it over
You quickly blew my cover
When ya stabbed the coy carp with your Girl guide knife
Maybe, maybe I should meet you
Maybe, maybe I should meet you
I chanced my arm in Moscow
Kossak cooking in Putin's hotspot
Vodka and Beluga caviar laced with the finest Colombian cocaine
You accused the coat check of
Messing with your Amex
The FSB took an interest
Now I'm hungry in the rain again
Maybe I should meet u in north Korea
We could have a beer or two
Maybe the dear leader
Would like to meet you
I hope that he don't fall in love with you
He loves you, yeah yeah yeah
He loves you, yeah yeah yeah
He loves you, yeah yeah yeah
He loves you, baby
He loves you, baby
He loves you, baby
He loves you, baby yeah
He loves you, yeah yeah yeah
Maybe I should meet you in North Korea
We could have a beer or two
Maybe the dear leader
Would like to meet you
I hope that he don't fall in love with you
Maybe I should meet you in North Korea
We could have a beer or two
Maybe the dear leader
Would like to meet you
I hope that he don't fall in love with you
I hope that he don't fall in love
Oh he don't fall in love
Fall in love with you
Fall in love
I hope that he don't fall in love
I hope that he dont fall in love
Fall in love with you