Post office clerk puts up signs saying "Position closed"
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats
Janitors padlock the gate for security guards to patrol
And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink
While the married ones turn on a chat show
They will all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
Telephone exchanges click while there's nobody there
The Martians could land in the car park and no one would care
Closed circuit cameras in department stores
Shoot the same movies every day
And the stars of these films neither die or get killed
Just survive constant action replay
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
By five o'clock everything's dead
And every third car is a cab
Ignorant people sleep in their beds
Like the doped white mice in the college lab
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
Diagnozes bus! Su usais? Apkiautes savo kiaute? Uzpakaliu i gyvenima ziuri ir jis i prieki veda? Vezys? Valdai? Plesrus? Metalistas su ilgai plaukai? Liutas! Dviveidis? Dvejinasi? Dubliuoji, dviguba dubli? Dvynys! Kaip gydyt? Elektrosoku
DI: pagal horoskopa kurie mano ateities metai bus patys laimingiausi? Astrologiškai Vėžiams itin palankūs periodai pasikartoja kas 12 metų. Tad 60ieji, 72ieji ir 84ieji metai. O veziam prognozuojamos onkologines ligos? Ats.: skrandis+krutys+limfa(vezys)
Horoskope perskaiciau kad gyvenu senatveje labai laiminga gyvenima. Dar 2 zenklai: jauciai. oziaragiai. Mano metai tampa vis laimingesni.igaunu daugiau ramybes, harmonojos ir vid.pasitenkinimo.tik kur pinigai? Kur sveikata?Kur naudingos pazintys darbams?
ojau? As noriu ne tik girdeti jus labiau tai gal... ne didinimo, o ausu gilinimo. Kam tau gilinti ausis? Kad suprasciau ir isigilinciau ka jus cia tyliai nuo manes snekat!
Anikdotas su potexte. Vat einam su seima ir aptarinejam operacijas. Tyliai snekames, kad Jai reikia neva krutines mazinimo, man - skrandzio didinimo operacijos. Vaikas isgirsta ir sako. Man reikia ausu operacijos. Tai didinimo ar mazinimo, klausiam, Mikal