Well oh my God did she look cute
At the Dame Vera clay pigeon shoot
But it was over oh so fast
It was a blast
So here's to all the dirty girls
They're taking on all of the world
Accessorised up to the hilt
No-one got killed

Northern girls
Are you going to the party
Southern boys
Are you going to the party
Everyone
The Wessies and the Ossies
Everyone is going to the party
And we know that you will understand, oh oh

Living is so easy
Shopping is so easy
Dying is so easy
All of it is easy

I love your celebrity
Your VPL in the SUV
And then you're pissing vitamins, it is a sin
LVMH in the HLM luxury
It will descend, I won't be looking at your eyes in the end

Rive Gauche girls
Are you going to the party
Banlieue boys
Are you going to the party
Everyone
The cops and the commies
Everyone is going to the party
And we know that you will understand

Living is so easy
Shopping is so easy
Dying is so easy
All of it is easy

Northern girls are going to the party
Southern boys you're going to the party
Everyone is going to the party
Everyone is going to the party
And we know that you will understand

Living is so easy
Living is so easy
Living is so easy
Pissing is so easy
Dancing is so easy
Shopping is so easy
It's never been so