Hot summer night, the working girls were on their way back home
It was getting late so I tagged along, couldn't let them walk alone
I followed them up some greasy steps to a rooftop in the sky
No walls around just a sea of stars, my throat was getting dry
Everyone could feel the heat that's why we all disrobed
Our clothes and inhibitions went off flying 'cross the globe
Dancing crazy getting loose and closer to the edge
I could feel my blood was up and it was pounding in my head
So there I was, just me and the girls
Under the moonlight on top of the world
So there I was, just me and the girls
Under the moonlight on top of the world
As things were dying down we retreated from the precipice
I lay beside the most beautiful girl in the universe
Her name was Venus in Heaven
She fed me rice and offered me wine
I accepted ambrosia and nectar
From an amber goddess
I collapsed between the thighs of Morpheus
Next thing I felt was a sharp pain of sunrise
My mouth was open and full of rice
As I managed to prize open one of my eyes
I saw Luigi the cockroach carry off his prize
And there lay Venus still sprawled out and naked for sure
But not quite what she was the night before
I made my excuses and left through the door
Stepped into space at the twentieth floor
And that's why I don't like heights no more
Jeigu rimtai kalbant, kad gyvam sulaukt sv.Kaledu noreciau kad bent viena diena metuose Lazutka gydytu kaip Nauseda - o Nauseda kaip Lazutka. Tas pats % gydytoju atsainumas geroves valstijoje
dėl mano impotencijos? Kliedesiu? Diabeto, kraujospudzio? Voties?“
Gydytojas nusišypso ir atsako: „Išgerkite vieną (haloperidoli), ir jums neberūpės nė vienas iš šių dalykų!“
Ta proga... nueini pas gydytoją, kuris tau išrašo naują „stebuklingą tabletę“ nuo visų negalavimų.
„Tai neįtikėtinas proveržis“, – sako gydytojas. „Tai visagalis vaistas nuo kiekvienos ligos!“
Ziuri skeptiškai į mažytę tabletę. „Nuo visko? O kaip dėl man
O siaip tai laikas galva gydyti. Tik reikia ismaniosios kyshiu programeles, nes stovetis eilese nesiruosiu kai problemos su galva kojos kencia. Kysiai brangs nuo naujuju bet ir per sventes. Medix gonna play, I is gonna pay...
Klausiau The Smiths - Meat is murder, ir nieko anti-homophobisko tame nematau. Nebent kai sakau valgysiu saltiena be krieno - valgysiu saltiena su xrienu