(Parody of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy)


Osama got run over by a reindeer
Right outside his cave on Christmas eve
Some folks say there's no such thing as Santa
But now even the Taliban believe

Osama thought we'd never find him
But even little children know
Santa knows who's been real naughty
In those hard Afghani mountains capped with snow

Al-Qaeda found him Christmas morning
Face down on that mountain pass
There were hoof marks on his turban
And a broken reindeer antler up his oh-ho-ho-ho-ho

Osama got run over by a reindeer
Being near his cave door Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as karma
But if you saw those hoof marks you'd believe

Sing it!

Osama got run over by a reindeer
Now he's not around on Christmas Day
He was hopin' he'd be meeting Allah
The only thing he met was Santa's sleigh

Merry Christmas

Ooh, that's gotta hurt!