[Verse 1]
Heading to the city tonight
It’s a trip, so we’ll be leaving a quarter to five
Sally said we’re gonna make it alright
And it’s cool, ‘cause I’ll be bringing my four to five
Now I know it’s gonna take so long
The strokers will be doing my punting drive
Little Johnny, won’t you come along?
You can tell my PT Cruiser is right
My PT Cruiser is white

[Verse 2]
Battles in the side of my head
Yes, it seems to bring the feeling, yes, is so divine
But god damn, my PT Cruiser is hype
And I know that I can head it for four to five
I can tell your word is on the news
I don’t know what people live to slowly die
Couldn't care about your point of view
I can’t do what you want me to
My PT Cruiser is white

[Ou]
My PT Cruiser is white
Don’t you know, I am master of my vehicle?
My PT Cruiser is white
Don’t you know, I can travel anywhere
My PT Cruiser is white
Don’t you know, I am master of my vehicle?
My PT Cruiser is white
Don’t you know, I can travel anywhere
My PT Cruiser is white