(Parody of Two Tickets to Paradise by Eddy Money)

Got some supplies to last a week or two
I've got some weenies
Chips and dip and plenty of brew
The TV's turned on
For the decathlon
It's on until dawn
It's a jock's telethon
I'm gonna tape it all and watch it till next year
I've got fresh batteries in my remote baby
The picture's crystal clear
I'm watching so long
My hair's getting long
I can't cut the lawn
Cuz' the Dream Team is on
I got three channels of pay per view
Sixty bags of Cheetos too
My night's so long on Pay-per-View
I've got three channels of Pay-per-View