Its breath intoxicating, its ego suffocating,
it's here in my house, trying to get out.
Its moves exhilarating, temper's infuriating,
it's no sage, rampaging the cage.

But you'll be safe,
you can feed it.
You wanna play?
It's almost tamed!

Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal,
pet my destroyer, sweet killing machine.
Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal,
oh won't you please meet the beast?

Its stare infatuating, I'm not exaggerating
and it breaks off the leash, creature released.
Its jaw's intimidating, rage indiscriminating,
it looks kinda mad, well this looks kinda bad.

This isn't safe, no,
I can feel it, this isn't play,
it can't be tamed.

Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal,
pet my destroyer, sweet killing machine.
Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal,
oh won't you please meet the beast?

Oh won't you please feed my beast?

Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal,
pet my destroyer, sweet killing machine.
Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal,
oh won't you please meet the beast?

Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal,
pet my destroyer, it is a killing machine.
Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal,
oh won't you please meet the beast?

Oh won't you please feed my beast?