I keep spillin’ jealous blood
I’m walkin’ knee deep in mud
Because I still have yet to feel guilt
And I never ever will / I keep pourin’ poison milk
And I’m damn as smooth as silk
Because they still have yet to catch me
And they never ever will
I met this bloke deep down in Texas
Knew tricks with a hundred dollar bill
But what he did not know / Is I had more than time to kill
You’d think I’d have a dirty conscience
But I shine it like a shiny bell
‘Cause I got a pistol in my pocket
And I sure can shoot it well
But I know I’m doomed to go to hell
Because I’ve done more than a bad thing or two
But I’m proud to tell the tale