I stumbled out of a bar I found when some guy, he had the nerve
Asked my name, said, "I hate to say, but friend, you've been served"
My life in ruins, my wife is suing, and my dog just passed away
Top of things, what really stings is today's my birthday
But I sure would hate to celebrate with some nice, ice-cold beer
Even blurry eyed, I can't deny that one thing's super clear

I shoud've got a prenup, now you and your lawyer gonna clean up
Taking every little thing you could dream up
Whoa, oh, oh, prenup
I shoud've got a prenup, thought money couldn't come between us
Now you're counting cash with your feet up
Whoa, oh, oh, prenup
Get your prenup

This just announced, you're moving out and you're taking everything
The U-Haul truck is loaded up, even flushed my wedding ring
You cleaned me out, all the bank accounts read zero across the board
Hard to find, that love of mine is a two-time cheating whore

I shoud've got a prenup, now you and your lawyer gonna clean up
Taking every little thing you could dream up
Whoa, oh, oh, prenup
I shoud've got a prenup, thought money couldn't come between us
Now you're counting cash with your feet up
Whoa, oh, oh, prenup
Get your prenup
I should've got a, I should've got a—

Oh, our friends, they tried to pick a side, so I'm stuck here all alone
Win or lose, you don't get to choose when ya goddamn flat broke
Now I'm sitting here with my one last beer, and who comes walking in?
Fuck my life, it's my future wife, I'm ready to get hurt again

I shoud've got a prenup, now you and your lawyer gonna clean up
Taking every little thing you could dream up
Whoa, oh, oh, prenup
Get your prenup
I shoud've got a prenup, thought money couldn't come between us
Now you're counting cash with your feet up
Whoa, oh, oh, prenup
Get your prenup
I should've got a—

Prenup, prenup
Prenup, prenup
Get your prenup
Prenup, prenup
Prenup, prenup
Get your prenup

Prenup, prenup
Prenup, prenup
Get your prenup
Prenup, prenup
Prenup, prenup