[Verse 1]
You're an idiot
You embody every bit of it
Even set a new precedent
Empirical
Concrete evidence
Minimal due diligence
We've concluded what is obvious
You're a bunghole

[Verse 2]
Concrete evidence
Minimal due diligence
We've concluded what is obvious
Bloody drongo

[Chorus]
Your voice
Induces migraines
Your presence
Party poops
The entire room

[Post-Chorus]
You're an idiot
And a bunghole

[Verse 3]
Ooh-ooh, oh you're
Ooh-ooh, god damn
Ooh-ooh, oh you're (Your nature is pugnacious)
Ooh-ooh, god damn idiot

[Chorus]
Your nature is
Pugnacious
Your temperament
Deplorable (It leaves a residue)
So mucous-like
It leaves a residue

[Bridge]
You're an idiot
God damn idiot
You embody every bit of it

[Chorus]
You feel like
A wet mudslide
Obnoxious gear
In overdrive
A walking, talking (Ooh-ooh, oh you're)
Skid mark prat (Ooh-ooh, god damn)
A muppet and (Ooh-ooh, oh you're)
A twit and twat (Ooh-ooh, god damn idiot)
That's you