Sitting at the top of the Pyramid scheme
Feeding at the cash machine
You enter at the basement
And ride it right to the top
For some it's second nature
To ascend the money elevator
Now that I'm richer than the Eastern Sun
You'll see me glittering gold

Because there ain't no gold
That's better than Pyramid Gold
Hot or cold - Pyramid Gold
Because there ain't no gold
Better than Pyramid Gold
Wherever it's sold
Everybody wants Pyramid Gold
Now everybody get hold
Of sweet Pyramid Gold