Thrashing around, banging your head
Wrecking your room, there's stick on your bed
So stick on destruction, crack open a brew
Your deafened-up neighbours are lining up to sue you

Down at the clink it's a hard life
Breaking your back to mortal way of live
Smashing up the rocks till darkness descends
Parole in ten years then the trashing will end

I'm shackled to these bullet belts for all eternity
The warden laughs in his gasmask as I scream in search of sanity

Guilty as fuck, it's sentencing day
Sent to the slammer, attacked by the gays
Sticked up like a kipper, goodbye to my wife
I'm going down for a hundred times life

I'm shackled to these bullet belts for all eternity
The warden laughs in his gasmask as I scream in search of sanity

I'm peeling potatoes but I'm carving a key
A life washing dishes, that's insanity
The warden is a bastard, my cell's a shoebox
I hope my dinghy won't get dashed on the rocks

I'm shackled to these bullet belts for all eternity
The warden laughs in his gasmask as I scream in search of sanity

To the big guys who are out of luck
How do you plead: Guilty as fuck!
To the big guys who are out of luck
How do you plead: Guilty as
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