Mom and Dad went to a show
Dropped me off at grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no

Grandma take me home X8

Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
Couldn't chew my meat too good

Grandma take me home X8

Said why don't you stop your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
Thats what I did, I killed my toad

Grandma take me home X8

After dinner, I had ice cream
Fell asleep, and watched tv
Woke up in my Mother's arms

Grandma take me home X19
I wanna be alone