Hey boys, I just booked for you
A special show and you will go
By plane you fly to heaven
I dealt it best! I'm sure you know
I'm convinced they might have
A backstage room and some catering
So sorry, can't be with you
My brand new sofa they will bring

I'm your sole grinder! I send you everywhere!
Degradation, exploitation
Are the least you'll have to bear
I'm your sole grinder! You'll travel where I say!
Cost reduction - my seduction!
I take care the tour will pay!

Hey boys, I just booked for you
A special show and you will go
By car you drive to nowhere
I dealt it best! I'm sure you know
I'm convinced they must have
A hotel room, a bed or so
Sorry guys, can't be with you
My favourite team I must support

I'm your sole grinder! I send you everywhere!
Degradation, exploitation
Are the least you'll have to bear
I'm your sole grinder! You'll travel where I say!
Cost reduction - my seduction!
I take care the tour will pay!

I'm your sole grinder!
Degradation, exploitation
I'm your sole grinder! I see you in a mo...!
Strict restriction - my conviction!
Where I send you I won't go!

Hey boys, I just booked for you
A special show and you will go
By ship around the planet
I dealt it best! I'm sure you know
I'm pretty sure they might have
An audience there, a stage or so
So sorry, can't be with you
Sci-Fi series I must view

I'm your sole grinder! I send you everywhere!
Degradation, exploitation
Are the least you'll have to bear
I'm your sole grinder! You'll travel where I say!
Cost reduction - my seduction!
I take care the tour will pay!