(Parody of The Doctor by The Doobie Brothers)

We're the band you loved in the 70's
We sang Takin' It to the Streets
We used to take out lots of tasty babes
Now we're taking out our teeth

Old folks get indigestion
Got to be real careful what we eat
Boy Scouts want to know
Everywhere we go
Can we help you cross the street

Someone call a doctor
We can't play like we used to
You got to help me call a doctor
Can't sing like we used to
Someone call a doctor
We're so old

My attention wanders
I can't produce a stool
Unhhh
Just got this prescription
Says the cure is Geritol and prunes
Ughhh

Someone call a doctor
We can't play like we used to
You got to help me call a doctor
Can't sing like we used to
Someone call a doctor
We're so old