(Ron & Russell Mael)
I looked up in the sun
And I didn't shade my eyes
Then a girl appeared and said
"Here, these are your size"

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Suzie Safety
Suzie Safety (That's my Suzie)

I tried to cross the street
And I almost got mowed down
But the softest little hand yanked me back To safer ground

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She says, no smoking
She says, no drink
You should wear a parka
I'm really safe but I kind of resent
Suzie Safety
Suzie Safety (That's my Suzie)
Suzie Safety (She's my saftey)

When she's near to me
And there's no one else around
And I can't control myself
She says, "safety first, pal"
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She says no speeding
And always eat right
Watch you fats and starches
I'm really safe but I kind of resent
Suzie Safety
Suzie Safety (That's my Suzie)
Suzie Safety (She's my safety)

She's safe in my arms
And I'm safe in hers

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