You'd never not be happy
With a new sugar daddy
Swerving up and down the 101
I wish it would compliment me
I wish it was user-friendly
I wish I'd wished upon a star

Left hemisphere gone now
I'm thinking all about it all wrong now
I'm thinking all about it all wrong now
I'm thinking all about it all wrong and

Everything I enjoy
Becomes an obsession until I'm destroyed
Do I have to say it out loud?
I'm too young, I'm too old to figure it out
Most things solve themselves, don't you know?
And some snowball until they explode

You'd never not be happy
Wearing Tom Ford in Amalfi
Be so good if it could stop
Instead we've got TikTok models
With all of their slippery morals
It's gonna be fun until it's not

Left hemisphere gone now
I'm thinking all about it all wrong now
I'm thinking all about it all wrong now
I'm thinking all about it all wrong and

Everything I enjoy
Becomes an obsession until I'm destroyed
Do I have to say it out loud?
I'm too young, I'm too old to figure it out
Most things solve themselves, don't you know?
And some snowball until they explode

Most things solve themselves, don't you know?
And some snowball until they explode