Call yourself a friend,
and look me in the eye
I'll unstrap my knees and I'll apologise
'Cos I'm, Left Hand Luke
and the Beggar Boys
O yes we are *
Ain't no neighbours upon our hill
'Cept Slight Thigh Be-Bop and Old Gumbo Jill But
I'm Left Hand Luke and the Beggar Boys
O yes we are

Ain't nobody's someone
and it hurts deep inside
Just call us taxi Mama
and we'll take you for a ride
'Cos I'm Left Hand Luke and the Beggar Boys
O yes we are

Wow

Left Hand Luke and the Beggar Boys
O yes we are

Myxomatosis is an animal's disease
But I got so shook up Mama
that it ate away my knees
And I'm Left Hand Luke and the Beggar Boys
O yes we are

Ain't had no money Lord, but it's plain to see
If you had some silver Mister
how much would you pay for me?
'Cos I'm, Left Hand Luke and the Beggar Boys
O yes we are

*Repeat

No one's gonna fool me baby