we're the leopards
(sung during whole song in background)

the leader of our pack
lives down the local drain
king kong put a car
inside his brain
you tell me who's
the sexiest bud white?

Gardenia, and the Mighty Slugs

Old Doug Henry lost an ear
when he crossed my path
Called himself Jesus, well, that's what
he said to me
I never saw a freak
look as weird as you
'cept for

pscho mike-o grow
this screw disc in my brain
minsin quincy dropping bop-drops
down the drain
ah -- I'll tell you boy we're mean
and were tough
just like
Gardenia, and the Mighty Slugs

I know that we know that they know its wrong
to spend your life inside a song
greasy girly tried it and she licked it too
just like
Gardenia, and the Mighty Slugs

Uncle Bimbo drunk up
the Sea of Galilee
like a fool
he promised it all to me
but I'm young and built of steel
just like
Gardenia, and the Mighty Slugs
just like
Gardenia, and the Mighty Slugs
just like
Gardenia, and the Mighty Slugs

we're the Leopards.....