I woke up this morning
Woah, my head was throbbing so bad I just couldn’t sleep
My eyes had ceased to serve me
Last night I past a police car in a thirty mile a hour zone and I was doing 93
That’s what they say, I’m a guilty man oh so I blew in the breathalyzer
Watch those pretty little crystals turn a shade of disgusting blue
They took me down to the station, but I refused to give a blood test
So they went and took the urine out of me