She stands on the deck here
To watch all the landslides
She's waiting for myrtle
Can't wait till she drives by
She's focused on football
And making her plants grow
You'd think he'd have noticed
Become what she needs

Not today, not today
She says, "Go away"
Go away, go away
She says, "Keep it all inside"
Not today, not today
She says, "Go away"
Go away, go away
She says, "Keep it all inside"

I'll marry a nice man
And move out to Northport
And sell my Camaro
To live in a white house
And have my Twa Corbies
And make 'em some cutlets
I'll live in a white house
I am Susie Brown

Not today, not today
She says, "Go away"
Go away, go away
She says, "Keep it all inside"
Not today, not today
She says, "Go away"
Go away, go away
She says, "Keep it all inside"

Now, I'm not a DJ
I play one in real life
You've heard all my records
The hits cut like steak knives
Roll out the red carpet
Like leaves for the winter
Now, I'm not a DJ
I'd sure like to be

Not today, not today
She says, "Go away"
Go away, go away
She says, "Keep it all inside"
Not today, not today
She says, "Go away"
Go away, go away
She says, "Keep it all inside"