(Ron & Russell Mael)
Step right up and see her walkin' down the street, she's somethin'
Watch her check you out and see if you're complete, she's somethin'
See her tap her foot to nothin' but your heavy breathing
She's the greatest show on earth and I ain't ever leaving.

Cause she's the greatest show on earth tonight and every night
And she's worth it even when you gotta pay a heavy price
Cause she's the greatest show on earth tonight and every night
And she's worth it even when you got to push and shove and fight

You could bring together everyone for one big show
The Four Tops, MopTops, Boston Pops, and Art Laboe
Half a million people pushin' and the crowd says "go"
But I'd be up in my apartment with the greatest show

Cause she's the greatest show on earth tonight and every night
And she's worth it even when you gotta pay a heavy price
Cause she's the greatest show on earth tonight and every night
And she's worth it even when you got to push and shove and fight