[Chorus]
The humble brag
The therapy dog
The factory rat
Brings plague at the drop of a hat

[Verse 1]
Welcome abroad
And welcome tomorrow
To what once was
But now is only sorrow
The factory rat
Brings plague at the drop of a hat
Dare not cross the mad factory rat
You have your moment in the sun
Gets cloudy and now it's all gone
Beware the humble brag
That unrelenting nag
The factory rat
Brings plague at the drop of a hat
Dare not cross the sad factory rat

[Bridge]
It began on a sour note
It began when the lies were wrote
It began like D-Day after landing
It began without understanding
It began without understanding

[Verse 2]
I was lost on my own reverie
Of a golden time that could be
But a trecherous volte-face
Moved shock and awe into place

[Chorus]
The humble brag
The therapy dog
The factory rat
Brings plague at the drop of a hat
The factory rat
Brings plague at the drop of a hat

[Outro]
It began like D-Day after landing
It began like D-Day after landing
It began like D-Day after landing
It began like D-Day after landing
It began like D-Day after landing
It began like D-Day after landing
It began like D-Day after landing
It began like D-Day after landing
It began like D-Day after landing
It began like D-Day after landing
It began like D-Day after landing
It began