(Parody of The Long and Winding Road by The Beatles)


The long and boring show
That makes people snore
John Lennon won't be there
They're one fab short of four
Will you see them standing there
When they're sixty-four

Paul McCarney's way too old
And Ringo's brain is fried
Harrison's a Wilbury
And Lennon's glad he died

So why would they come back
To do a long boring show
I can't stand being here
There's still a long, long time to go
Don't make me sit through this
I can't take no more
Oh no, no, no

Hello. This is John Lennon speaking with me voice. And I'd like to say that I'm spinning in me grave. This is way worse than being shot.