[Intro]
All right, you rollin'?

[Verse 1]
I know we've never met, but you seem to know my name
Did you hear bad things about me? That would be a crying shame
If you look into my eyes, if you peer into my face
Can you read the good and see the bad? Don't have to be afraid

[Chorus]
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Well, I would never, never, never, never do you harm
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm

[Post-Chorus]
Life's too short for just making money
Show me how to spend it, honey
Life's too short to waste it living on your own, tell me
Life's too short, nothing lasts forever
Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure
Life's too short to waste it living on your own, yeah
Hmm-mmm-mm
Oh, yeah

[Verse 2]
I could show you places that you have never seen
And fill your mind with images of tantalizing dreams
And caves full of crystals, shot through with pink and green
And No Man's Land in the darkest days of 1916

[Chorus]
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
I would never, never, never, never do you harm
Don't have to be afraid, don't have to be alarmed

[Post-Chorus]
Life's too short for just making money
Ain't no fool, ain't nobody's monkey
Life's too short to waste it living on your own, oh!
Life's too short, nothing lasts forever
Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure
Life's too short to waste it living on your own, yeah

[Guitar solo]

[Bridge]
When I was oh-so-young, I used to want to go to Mars
And burn the rubber on the road
And drive around in fancy cars
And who would take you into space?
Who would you really trust?
Is it Boeing, is it NASA, is it mad mogul Mr. Musk?
Now I'm older, I would like to ask you if tonight
We could stay at home, you see, I'm really quite polite
I would make you cocktails, pour you wine, you're obviously so erudite
Do anagrams, spew epigrams
I don't give a damn, Madame

[Pre-Chorus]
Life's too short for just making money
Show me how to spend it with you, honey
Life's too short to waste it living on your own, come on
Life's too short, nothing lasts forever
Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure
Life's too short to waste it living all alone, ahhh!
Call me Mr. Charm

[Chorus]
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
I think that you'd be the perfect woman on my arm
Don't have to be afraid, don't have to be alarmed

[Outro]
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Don't have to be afraid, don't have to be alarmed
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
(Want you on my arm, baby)
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm